Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
I just remembered this time I was telling a story to a friend and it was clear she wasn’t listening to me so I started making up this huge gruesome story about a cult murder I’d witnessed while she sat there nodding along to my dramatic moral struggle about whether or not I should come forward and then I looked up to see the table next to us looked utterly horrified and long story short that’s why I should remember other people have ears.
Fanfiction faces are so fun in my head.
PEOPLE ARE SO CUTE WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP like it doesn’t matter if they’re cranky or disoriented or still half-asleep and their hair is a mess fuck it doesn’t even matter if they drooled in their sleep or have ink smudged on their face from something they wrote on their hand they are CUTE all those things are CUTE
if there is one christmas movie i will willingly watch its grandma got run over by a reindeer if only for this fucking scene
"Japanese designers have created a real-life Transformer in the 1/12 scale Transform Robot Version 7.2 from Brave Robotics. You can buy this sucker for $24,000. Check it out"
GODDAMN I WANT ONE SO BAD
You KNOW one of these days, Hasbro is going to get a hold of this tech and use it to create some AWESOME Transformer toys, right?
OH MY GOD